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It's Kislev! That means it's almost Chanukah...a time for fried food and gratuitous fire.

See update in extended post

Yesterday at about noon, Rabbi G sent a message to our synagogue's email list announcing that the eruv would be down for this week. The reason, it seems, is that there are insufficient funds for the Greater Boston Eruv Corporation to check (and, if necessary, repair) the ropes, wires, and other accoutrements that make up our community eruv. From time to time, when money is low, the eruv will go unchecked for a week in the hopes that this will encourage community members (particularly those who did not pay their annual $90 dues) to donate to the GBEC.

The earliest notice I can find for the eruv downage for this Shabbat is dated November 28 (this past Monday); Julian found it on the front page of the GBEC website yesterday, but it appears to have been taken down since and I cannot find it anywhere on the site:

November 28, 2005 - No Eruv for December 2005: The 2005 fundraising effort was successful in collecting sufficient money to cover expenses through the end of November. Several announcements were made on the Status Phone Line during August and September and a small set of members responded.
We need immediate 2005 contributions (preferably from members who have not yet contributed this year) to cover the December expenses or the Eruv probably will not be available until the first Shabbat in January 2006.

If you are not sure whether you contributed during 2005, please send us your request for information about your giving history. Letters for the 2006 Fundraising Campaign should be arriving in your mailbox in early December. Please consider responding in a prompt manner.

Many if not most of the people served by the GBEC check the eruv status online, not by calling in. Why not make specific fundraising announcements on the website, particularly when funds are low? Announcements on the phone line were made in August and September...why not October and November too? Why not tell us directly, last week and the week before and the week before that, that if a fundraising goal of $X is not met by such-and-such date, the eruv will be down the week(s) of so-and-so?

Perhaps the GBEC wanted to make a point. There are several goals accomplished by actually having the eruv "down" for a Shabbat once every year or so. First and foremost, it reminds people that an eruv is merely a legal fiction, and that there remains a halachic prohibition against carrying objects (and babies) outside of your home on Shabbat. It's all too easy to forget that if you live in a place with a reliable eruv, and you never venture outside of its boundaries on Shabbat. (This is a reality for a huge proportion of the Brookline-Brighton-Newton community, since the eruv is so large. Unless you are walking over to Cambridge for a Shabbat meal, or into parts of South Brookline, you are unlikely to ever leave the eruv on any given Shabbat.) Another important goal is to make the community aware of the operating costs associated with the eruv, and to make us all miss it a little bit (and appreciate it all the more when it's there).

The problem, though, even with these noble goals, is that the short notice does a great deal of harm to the community as well. The primary issue revolves around families with infants and very young children (those requiring strollers and/or diaper bags). These children now cannot leave home for the duration of Shabbat, and for that entire time, at least one caretaker must remain home as well. In virtually all cases, the caretaker in question will be Mommy - the necessary caretaker if the child is breastfed, and the likely candidate at least during services, since men are obligated to daven with a minyan (and therefore must go to shul) while women are not. So, first problem: Mom's going stir-crazy, along with the kiddies. Great. I'm not stuck in such a situation, but I can imagine the frustration. Given the month I just had, if I were told yesterday that I couldn't go to shul tonight and tomorrow, and likely couldn't see my friends, I'd be a wee bit pissed. Tell me that it's planned, and fixable, but going to happen anyway, and I'd be really pissed.

Next problem: families with small children can't go anywhere. Like meals. Which are the main form of socialization for many members of a frum community. And also, y'know, the way people get food. Thursday afternoon is not really a ton of notice for a family that was planning to be "out" for one or both Shabbat meals to pull together meals of their own, especially if both parents work outside the home (and especially this time of year, when many of us work late Monday through Thursday in order to leave early on Friday). The money that this family may have contributed to the GBEC is now likely to go to expensive prepared Shabbat foods as they scramble to get everything in place. And it's not like they can pull together a potluck with their friends...it's difficult to coordinate getting all the food to one location before Shabbat, and more likely than not most of their friends also have young children and are in the sae can't-go-anywhere predicament.

Furthermore, Thursday afternoon is a wee bit late for the hosts who invited these families over, who probably spent a significant amount of time and money purchasing (and preparing) perishable foods for their guests. Again, more wasted money (and food, and effort), coupled probably with a great deal of ill will.

If planned down-time is a necessity, for whatever reason, wouldn't a little more advance notice be in order? I'm not fully convinced that we need to have the eruv purposely down to make a point (any point), but if the Powers That Be think we do, is it too much to ask that they let us know in time to work around it?

Update: The Boston Eruv Committee sent the following message to be distributed to the Jewish-Boston email list:

The total estimated need for December is $2800. It is a five-Thursday month so there is an extra week of salary that the checkers will receive and of course an extra week for possible bucket truck rental and repairs. This would entail getting about 30-35 responses of $90 from people for THIS year very soon.

As far as this week, I already notified the checkers (they usually start early this morning) and the contracting company (they charge us a weekly retainer fee that we don't want to incur if we are not checking the Eruv) that we would not have the Eruv this week.

With enough financial support coming in between today and early next week to cover the balance of the month, I don't see why we would have any problems next week. It all depends on the response.

Jesse

Remember that anyone who has not yet given this year can go to our website, www.bostoneruv.org and pay securely by credit card using Paypal.

$2800? This is all over $2800? I'm fairly certain that a well-targeted (y'know, actually announced) request for funding, back in October or November, would have taken care of the $2800 without much trouble. Of course, nowthat this week is already out of the picture, the needed funds should be dropping back to about $2240. Not to mention...this shortfall wasn't foreseeable? The dues can't be recalculated? There isn't a better way to make sure that more community members pay their dues? From what I understand, there is significant motivation within the greater community to volunteer for fundraising and oversight, but no adequate way to organize and take advantage of this motivation. It would be nice to see GBEC accounting and management made a bit more public. Our shul opens up its books to members once a year; if I'm a member of the GBEC, shouldn't I expect the same from them?

Karen Karbo has a hilarious Op-Ed piece in today's New York Times, inspired by HarperCollins's recent decision to digitally remove the cigarette from Clement Hurd's illustrator's photo in new editions of the children's classic, Goodnight Moon. Among Ms. Karbo's other suggested changes:

The blue stripes are adorable, but the reader has no way of knowing whether Bunny's pj's meet current flammability standards. Suggested change: digitally alter to include visible "flame resistant" label, in accordance with recommendations made by the Consumer Products Safety Commission. Digitally removing pj's is not an option.

Also, having discovered a newly-minted mousehole in our hallway this morning, I particularly appreciated this suggestion:

Mice carry hantavirus, hemorrhagic fever, salmonella and Lyme disease. Suggested change: Digitally remove.

Brava, Ms. Karbo! You have definitely enlivened what was shaping up to be a miserable day.

Now, who's going to digitally remove our new furry pets...?

Peninah alerted me to the newly-minted WikiLaw, whose purpose is "to build the largest open-content legal resource in the world." It's been posted about on Lifehacker, where the comments already reflect some of my misgivings about the ambitious new project. I'm generally in favor of having a well-informed and self-reliant public, but there are reasons that some of us went to highly-specialized "professional schools." This all leads me to wonder...can you get malpractice insurance for a website?

So, it looks like Johnny Damon is going to the Yankees. Does this mean he'll have to shave? And cut his hair??

Update: LZ tweaked the test a bit, and now M.O. is less of a catch-all. I have updated results.

Even though my good friend, the husband of the former Ms. Tamar Katz, was drafting a Modern-or-Yeshivish categorization test some time ago, it looks like Lamed Zayin has beaten him to the punch. My results:

A more careful breakdown of my responses reveals that I am:

Left Wing Modern Orthodox: 73%
Right Wing Modern Orthodox: 90%
Left Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 40%
Right Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 3%

Congratulations. You're Modern Orthodox all right, but wait! Just when you were ready to live an idyllic happily-labeled life they announce Left Wing and Right Wing Modern Orthodoxy. What the heck is up with that? Maybe you need to rethink and refine some of your positions, and then take the test again so I can put you in a little box.

That is way more conservative (small c) than I expected them to find me...how could any test like this not place me squarely in the LW camp? It's probably because I said that men should learn for a few hours at a set time each day, and that Edah sometimes pushes things too far. Go figure.

My new results (same answers to the questions) after LZ's bit of tweaking:

Left Wing Modern Orthodox: 74%
Right Wing Modern Orthodox: 95%
Left Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 41%
Right Wing Yeshivish/Chareidi: 3%

This means you're: Left Wing Modern O.

You're religious, but you like pushing the edge. We must modernize to survive! You hate comparisons to the early maskilim and to right wing Conservatives even though you secretly idealize Saul Lieberman. Why can't everyone else in Orthodoxy get a clue?

That's more like it!

filched from Hirhurim

The registry upstairs has a huge delivery of cakes, cookies, and assorted other treats for employees - including Angelic Gourmet's Decadent Dippers and a variety of stuff from Dancing Deer. Those items just happen to be kosher. Yay!

Remember my shock at the thought of Johnny Damon going shaven and shorn? It looks like my fears were well founded. Damn, but he's fugly without all that hair.

...and to all, a good night!

(A few hours late, but there's a whole week to go, so...)

Happy Chanukah!

We had a wonderful first night of Chanukah last night, involving much ruining of (other people's) children's dinners with chocolate. I hope everyone else is having a lovely holiday as well.

Nothing of substance - I just thought I'd share with you all a little example of my oblliviousness. Julian and I recently bought elfa closet materials from The Container Store, and have been installing the stuff in the closets in our new home, one by one. Our first experiment was the closet in the TV room - great. Last night we did the coat closet, and I graduated to DrillMaster. Look at me drill! Wheeeeeeee! Tonight we tackled the closet the in the spare bedroom, and I resumed my DrillMaster role. The starter holes were fine, but when I moved to the 3/4-inch bit, the going was much harder. At first, we thought that it was because there were two layers of drywall instead of just one...but that wouldn't explain why I was having trouble getting the bit into the wall at the beginning. Julian had a go at it and...sure enough, I had managed to set the drill on reverse. Duh.

I first heard about this on the news yesterday morning, but I didn't get a chance to find out all the details until just now, reading the New York Times article:

It is not clear what prompted Selina Akther to move toward a window of her fifth-floor apartment in Queens, the police said. Her two children were sleeping and her husband was on a phone call to Bangladesh in another room, so they did not see the stray bullet that crashed through the closed window and hit her in her right eye, leaving her an unintended homicide victim.

It was shortly before midnight on Wednesday when a man in the street below pulled the trigger of a 9-millimeter handgun at least five times, the police said.

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[The man] told investigators that while home on leave, he had visited his goddaughter, drank some beer and vodka, left his family and bumped into some old friends, and then, he said, did "something real stupid."

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After being shot, Ms. Akther lay bleeding on the living-room floor by the bullet-pocked window for about 20 minutes until her husband saw her and realized she was not breathing.

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The next thing neighbors heard were the wails of Ms. Akther's husband, Golam Maola, 38, as he cradled her motionless body. He called 911 and then ran from their apartment looking for help, locking himself out in the process.

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The police said one thing was clear: Ms. Akther was not an intended target but an uninvolved bystander. Her friends and relatives were planning to surprise her tomorrow, her 29th birthday, with a party. It was also meant to celebrate New Year's Eve. Now her birthday and New Year's Eve will always fall around the time of her violent death, the 534th homicide in the city this year.

It's high on the list of my greatest fears - a random, senseless death. Getting caught in a meat locker and dying of hypothermia. A slip and fall in the shower when no one is home, hitting the drain-stopper before getting knocked out by a slam to the head, and drowning face-down in the tub. Shot in the back by a scared mugger who already has the wallet in his hands. A mix-up at the pharmacy. Slammed by a drunk driver. Hit by lightning.

OK, maybe the lightning would be a sign from God. Hell, they're all probably signs from God. But sharing a birthday with Ms. Akther is not making me feel any better this week.

May her husband and children be comforted in their season of loss, and may we all be spared from random, senseless pain.